And now, if I may, I will allow a very brief moment to my normally submersed, but at rare and important moments totally visible, woe-is-me-I-should-have-made-my-husband-go-to-dental-school attitude.
When my husband began his anesthesiology residency, the program immediately gave my husband three choices for a dental insurance plan. Of course I worked on our budget, of course I did the research on the available plans, of course I chose which plan our family would have all year, of course my cheapness won out, and of course I chose the managed-care plan rather than the expensive "deluxe" plan.
And why am I allowing this attitude to win out at this moment?
Because I went to the dentist today. And despite my managed-care plan, I will still be forking over a lot of money. BUT, the quality of care during my scary appointment is extremely questionable. It is clear to me now that I should have chosen the deluxe plan.
Why is it important to choose the "deluxe" plan? So that you are not wincing in pain during a check-up and dental cleaning, not to mention constantly wondering with increasing fear of the very real possibility that the attending "dentist" and "hygienist" are actually doing more damage to your teeth than good.
Afterwards, while complaining and describing my fearful experience to my husband, I said to him, "I should have made you go to dental school."
He responded kindly, "Why don't you go to dental school?" Then I said, "Because I would still have to give all of my, or rather, all of your money to a dentist."
Then I said to my oldest son: "You are going to become a dentist." And then, completely forgetting that he is a bit motivated by money lately as he desperately wants to buy more Pokemon cards whenever possible, I added, "You should become a dentist so that you can take care of my teeth for free, so that I will not be poor forever because I give all of my money to dentists."
Without a hesitation he said, "And I will raise my price to a hundred thousand dollars to clean your teeth."
Darn it. I just can't win.